The HR Hustle: Preaching Balance While Running a Marathon in Stilettos

The HR Hustle: Preaching Balance While Running a Marathon in Stilettos
Welcome to The Third Eye - a column where I, your friendly neighbourhood search consultant, take a humorous, sardonic look at the bewildering world of Human Resources. From a perch high above the trenches, I observe the intricate, often amusing or even absurd dance between employees and employers, free from the direct impacts of labyrinthine policies or management conundrums. Neither fish nor fowl and with a foot in neither camp, I see the grand spectacle of HR for what it truly is-or at least how it appears through the lens of someone on a never-ending quest for that elusive "perfect fit." This rare perspective allows me to explore the quirks, eccentricities, and often maddening intricacies of HR with equal parts honesty and irreverence. So, join me (a curious observer) as we navigate the exhausting yet endlessly entertaining world of Human Resources-through the discerning gaze of The Third Eye.

Ah, work-life balance! That corporate unicorn HR loves to flaunt, usually alongside phrases like, “We Value Our Employees”—always in bold, just in case anyone doubts it.

You stride into the office, a beacon of corporate efficiency, armed with the latest productivity app that promises to streamline your day down to the nanosecond. You’re the embodiment of the modern Human Resource professional, preaching the gospel of work-life balance with the zeal of a televangelist during a prime-time slot. You are well armed with policies and platitudes about the virtues of work-life balance, preaching its gospel to the masses like a
modern-day messiah. But as you settle into your ergonomic chair, sipping your fourth cup of bad coffee, the irony of your situation hits you like a ton of HR handbooks: You, my friend, are the poster child for hypocrisy in the realm of work-life balance.

You, the ever-dedicated HR professional, are the chosen preacher, the Gandhi of balance, delivering sermons on the virtues of disconnecting. And yet, there you are at midnight,...

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Anupreeta Lall

is the founder of IntellSearch, a boutique search firm in existence since 2010. She is an MBA in Human Resources from XISS, with 30-plus years of experience. Anupreeta is a passionate reader, speaker, writer and is known for her passion for social causes.

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Anupreeta Lall

is the founder of IntellSearch, a boutique search firm in existence since 2010. She is an MBA in Human Resources from XISS, with 30-plus years of experience. Anupreeta is a passionate reader, speaker, writer and is known for her passion for social causes.

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