Once upon a time in the bustling Land of Office, a mystical phrase existed. Uttered by the esteemed HR oracles, this elegantly crafted phrase, dripping with bureaucratic finesse, could melt glaciers and cure insomnia (with sheer boredom, of course). A masterpiece of bureaucratic obfuscation, a testament to the enduring power of corporate speak, this phrase transcends the mundane. This innocuous-sounding phrase is a weapon of mass distraction, a
linguistic escape hatch for the bewildered, and a tranquilizer dart for the inquisitive. A powerful, profound phrase can make even the bravest of soul’s tremblewhen the HR mumbles: “WE SHALL COME BACK TO YOU!”
Belted out by the HR wizards, this phrase is a black hole of uncertainty. A verbal smokescreen, a landmine carefully placed to detonate your hopes and dreams, leaving behind a swirling vortex of anxiety and existential dread. It is the corporate equivalent of a magician’s disappearing act, poofing your concerns into thin air while leaving you with nothing but a shimmering mirage of potential...
